User blog comment:Sarasue1/A game which has been stoled/@comment-3067644-20120728145530

Craig:

1. You are walking along when a suddenly a votex opens besides you and the car from Back to the Future appears. The door opens and a future version of you says. "Craig, get in! I need you to save the world."


 * Craig: Uh I doubt I can save the world ...

2. You're walking alone again and suddenly you see a persona who looks just like you, but as if the colors were inverted.


 * Craig: I swear my days just getting creepier and creepier ...

3. You wake up one morning and you are the opposite gender.


 * Craig: Holy crap ...

4. You put on your shoe and you are bitten by and insect that was in there. You dump out you're shoe to see and insect unlike any you've seen before crawl out and run off.


 * Craig: What the heck ... *checks bit to see if it looks bad*

5. You wake up with a new super power.


 * Craig: Wow, I wonder what'll happen to me now ...

6. You wake up in a hospital with your family over you crying, saying that you've been in a coma for 6 months.


 * Craig: Really ... why? What happened?

7. Your brain is put in a robot body.


 * Craig: (Great, now I'm a friggin robot!)

8. You become trapped in an alternate reality.


 * Craig: Kewl, I get to live my life again.

9. It's not the apocolaps and everything is going to shit.


 * Craig: Why ...

10. You become the main character to your favorite game or TV show.


 * Craig: Neat! Something decent for once.

11. You're locked inside the mall.


 * Craig: Wonderful, I hope the coffee shop's unlocked.

12. You wake up and you are now 10 years older.


 * Craig: Holy crap ((again))