User blog comment:Sarasue1/A game which has been stoled/@comment-3184885-20120728173042

You guys started out iwht boring characters.

Emette:

1. ''You are walking along when a suddenly a vortex opens besides you and the car from Back to the Future appears. The door opens and a future version of you sais "[Insert Character name], get in! I need you to save the world."''

Me?! What?

2. You're walking alone again and suddenly you see a person who looks just like you, but as if the colors were inverted.

Who's that weirdo?

Fake Emette: I''m YOOOOOOOU!

3. You wake up one morning and you are the opposite gender.

AAAAAAAAAHHH! What the fuck!!!! .... *touches own new breasts*

4. ''You put on your shoe and you are bitten by and insect that was in there. You dump out you're shoe to see and insect unlike any you've seen before crawl out and run off.''

Aww shit.. now I'm going to die of poison....

5. You wake up with a new super power.


 * lights hand on fire* But I could already do that!

6. You wake up in a hospital with your family over you crying, saying that you've been in a coma for 6 months.

Holy crap what happened?

7. Your brain is put in a robot body.

Great... now I have to live forever.... *commits suidice via jumping in water*

8. You become trapped in an alternate reality.

That's my entire life.

9. It's not the apocalypse and everything is going to shit.

Better kill myself now.

10. You become the main character to your favorite game or TV show.

So I'm the son of satan now......

11. You're locked inside the mall.

Hmm.... perhaps now I could steal somethings.

12. You wake up and you are now 10 years older.

Aww... I don't look any different at all...... just dirtier on more hoboish...