User blog comment:Sarasue1/More fun and games./@comment-1344907-20120724182028


 * 1) Jennifer Goth
 * 2) Jess Howard
 * 3) Randy Smith
 * 4) Linda
 * 5) Kyūketsuki Utsukushī
 * 6) Sven Tristan Stalwart
 * 7) Morcubus
 * 8) Susan Bones
 * 9) Azusa
 * 10) Crazed Bell

'''1. Jennifer has been turned into a fly. Jess has the antidote in one hand and a fly swatter in the other.'''

Maybe she'd think the antidote was a milkshake and drink it, then walk away?

'''2. Randy, Morcubus and Azusa get stranded on a deserted island. Who get's eaten first?'''

Randy, because it's always the black guy I dunno. He seems the least cannibalistic?

'''3. Linda and Kyet are at a show and mistaken for a couple. They are encouraged to kiss in front of everyone.'''

Sounds very yummy.

4. Susan wakes up to find themselves in Crazed Bell's room and has turned into them.

He even got a room?

5. It's Jennifer and Sven's wedding day!

Shea: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSawGT5bgdM&feature=player_detailpage#t=73s What about me? :'(]

Unexpected, I'll give you that.

Sven: HOLY FUCK. I wouldn't do that ass even if you paid me!

6. Linda and Azusa have been fused into one person.

Lindazusa would go around doing stuff that is as crazy as...something that's, uh...crazy? And then apologize each and every time afterwards?

7. Randy and Susan have to work together in the zombie apocalypse.

-insert interesting commentary here-

'''8. Jess sees Morcubus and Kyet are both in danger. But they can only save one of them.'''

She'd probably think both of them are ugly and save neither of them. HEY I DUNNO. I'd pity anybody whose fate was placed in the hands of Ms. Howard.