User blog comment:Pokemon-Trainer-Julia/The Millard High RP - Part 21/@comment-1972973-20120817174729

Linda: *bursts into the classroom* Oh, I'm sorry if that was too loud. Trevor, I mean, Mr. Verily, did you hear about what's happening to Emilii?

Trevor: *frowns* That pop singer? The only pop singer I enjoy is Chris Brown.

Linda: Just check channel 12, she's being held in a hostage crisis!

Trevor: *takes the remote and changes it from Romea and Julio to Channel 12*

News Lady: Here we are in front of Emily --last name here--'s apartment. Emily --last name here--, more commonly known by her stage name "Emilii" is a pop singer most known for her hit single, --song name here--. She is staying at this apartment while she is still on tour in the town of New Bridge. Right now, she is being held hostage by a metal alpacca demanding fifty million dollars to let her go. Every half hour it is dropping one of her valuable possesions out the window. No one knows what weapons the metal alpacca has on it, but prime witness, Tyler Campbell, claims to have seen it shooting lazers out of its eyes. I am News Reporter Ella Beth, and this is prime witness Tyler Campbell.

'''Tyler Campbell: Yeah so Ah was just walkin' down da street mindin' mah own bizz and shat on mah lunch break when all of us sudden Ah see dis life-side alpacca robot break down da spinny door to Emilii's apartment and shat. Ah was like, "Whoa, where's ya ownah, bro?" and he then used the same lazer eyes to shoot mah earrin' straight off. *camera zooms in on his ears where there appears to be a scar from the AlpaccaBot 2000*

Jess: That poor, misunderstood alpacca.

Drew: *face palms*