User blog comment:BulletRefutation/Millard High RP (Part 24)/@comment-1972973-20130226125844

((Welp, here goes re-typing it.))

Drew: *playing with his shoe in line*

Officer: What are you fiddling with that, boy?

Drew: I'm bored?

Officer: I bet you're hiding a switch to activate the bomb in there!

Drew: What? How?

Officer: Hand it over, boy!

Drew: *gives it to her without hesitation*

Officer: *examines it and sees there is nothing suspicious inside, but doesn't want to be wrong* I bet there's some secret compartment in here!

Drew: No...

Officer: *starts tearing at it, rips the soul off of the rest of the shoe*

Drew: Gee... Thanks. Now that you realize nothing's in there, can I have it back?

Officer: Just to be safe and because you're a little prick... *throws the shoe scraps on the floor, then shoots it several times with her pistol*

Drew: ...wow. You know, if I was the one who was going to blow up the school, I wouldn't have announced it on the wall to everyone to see.