User blog comment:Iona123/The Millard High RP - Part Eighteen/@comment-1972973-20120528231824

Drew: *playing with his shoes* Hey, maybe I could use this stupid thing on them. *pours a little of his potion on his left shoe, then on his right shoe*

Right Shoe: *breathing heavily* Finally, away from that disgusting foot!

Left Shoe: You're such a priss, Righty. I hardly smelled a thing.

Righty: Maybe because you are not as much of a fine lady as myself, Leftamina!

Lefty: Oh my god Righty, can you just call me Lefty for once? Leftamina sounds too... prissy.

Righty: Is that all you can say? Prissy prissy priss priss? I can do a perfect immitation of you, you know. *as dumb as she can* "Hi my name is Leftamina but I liked to be called Lefty. I never take showers because I'm a lesbian! I love calling people who aren't lesbians a priss!"

Lefty: Shut up! I didn't take showers because I was a shoe, and shoes don't take showers!

Righty: Sure, Leftamina, sure.

Drew: ... 0__0