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Blanky: Who that old guy? And what happened to his clothes?

Shea: Eh. Just some poor ol' bloke that's had too much t'drink, I presume.



Ash: HELLO LITTLE BOY!

Samson: AAAH! WRINKLY OLD WEINER!

Shea: What in hell?



Ash: THE SKY IS FALLING! THE GERMANS HAVE INVADED! HIDE ALL YOUR PILLOWS!

Shea: Sod off, will yeh?