User blog comment:Sarasue1/A game which has been stoled/@comment-1344907-20120728170948

Dominick

'''1. You are walking along when a suddenly a vortex opens besides you and the car from Back to the Future appears. The door opens and a future version of you says, "Dominick, get in! I need you to save the world."'''

Wait...what? Who the hell are you, and why do you look like me?

2. You're walking alone again and suddenly you see a persona who looks just like you, but as if the colors were inverted.

What the--

3. You wake up one morning and you are the opposite gender.

...ooh.

'''4. You put on your shoe and you are bitten by an insect that was in there. You dump out your shoe to see and insect unlike any you've seen before crawl out and run off.'''

Shit! How the hell that get in my shoe?

5. You wake up with a new super power.

Like what?

6. You wake up in a hospital with your family over you crying, saying that you've been in a coma for 6 months.

Well, holy crap.

7. Your brain is put in a robot body.

Okay...?

8. You become trapped in an alternate reality.

Crap?

9. It's not the apocalypse and everything is going to shit.

You mean like everyday at Millard High?

10. You become the main character to your favorite game or TV show.

So I'm Peter Griffin from Family Guy...well, that's great. Now I'm a huge fatass. I would've preferred Stewie...then again, he could also count as a main character.

11. You're locked inside the mall.

So I'll wait until they open the doors. What else am I supposed to do about it?

12. You wake up and you are now 10 years older.

Fantastic.