User blog comment:Pokemon-Trainer-Julia/Can we faaaaall, one more tiiiiiime, stop the taaaaaape, and rewiiiind/@comment-1344907-20120715154539/@comment-1344907-20120716163150

Sounds simple enough. But how would Shea get close enough to tie his shoelaces together?

I did a Google search and there was a suggestion to pee in a bottle of Snapple and leave it as a "free gift" on the bully's desk. Not that I'm saying we should do that.