User blog comment:BlankyXP/Kitty got wet!/@comment-2023960-20120321173900

•The name of Katherine creates a friendly, sociable, charming nature, but causes you to be too easily influenced by others. (Not really.) •While you find it easy to meet and mix, and can appear agreeable and compromising in conversation, you can become unbending and forceful if pressed too far. (....yes.) •Others learn that you cannot be told what to do and you seldom change your mind once it is made up. (Very true.) •You prefer situations that allow a degree of independence, but are reluctant to take on a demanding work-load or responsibility. (....Unfortunately, yes.)

•Although the name Katherine creates the urge to understand and help others, we stress that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. (....yes.) •This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head. (....yes.)

And a few friends of mine...

My best friend... •Your name of Luke has made you practical, systematic, and thorough. (...fuck no.) •This name encourages the expression of leadership and organizational skills, shrewdness, and analytical ability. (No.) •You are mathematically adept and have great patience with work of a detailed nature such as bookkeeping, accounting, or technical research. (Sort of.) •Particular about your material possessions, you keep everything you own in a good state of repair, and you budget your personal finances very carefully. (No, he always breaks shit.) •Because of its matter-of-fact influence, this name limits, to some degree, your ability to be flexible and spontaneous. (Of course not.) •You tend to treat new and unfamiliar ideas with scepticism. (Sometimes.) •Because of the serious, responsible qualities of your name, you must recognize the importance of a sense of humour and optimistic perspective of life. (And he does...)

•Although the name Luke creates executive ambitions, we emphasize that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details. (Not really.) •This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, and elimination system. (I don't want to know.)

And his cousin... •Your name of Michael gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life. (Sort of.) •You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age. (Yeah, I guess.) •Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends. (No.) •Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right. (Yes.)

•Although the name Michael creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it can cause a superior, interfering expression whose favorite expression is "I know" when not combined with a balanced last name. (YES.) •This name, when not combined with a balanced last name, can also frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through worry and mental tension. (YES.) --- And my black brother... •Your name, Devon, gives you the desire to understand and help others with their problems but, at the same time, you can become too involved and worrying as the result. (Yes.) •This name creates a pleasant, easy-going, and responsible nature. (Sometimes.) •You are good natured and affectionate and enjoy home and family life. (Sometimes.) •You tend to avoid issues, however, and put off until tomorrow decisions that should be made today. (...yeah.) •For that reason, you would find difficulty in achieving success in positions requiring aggressiveness and quick decisions. (I dunno.) •Your inclination is to pursue a line of work where you carry some level of responsibility and diplomacy is required in contact with people. (I dunno.) •Others can, at times, take advantage of your gentle nature. (He has no gentle nature...)

•The name Devon creates the urge to understand and help others, we emphasize that it causes a interfering, bossy quality. (Yes.) •This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, worry and mental tension. (Probably.)

My pale buddy... •Your name of Jaysa makes you easy-going and refined, but detracts from your physical vitality. (Kind of.) •You desire all the finer things in life--lovely clothes, home, furniture, and environment. (Eh...) •However, procrastination is your worst enemy, and you find yourself lacking the ambition to make your dreams a reality often because of lack of confidence. (Yes.) •People are inclined to take advantage of your sympathetic, tractable nature. (No.) •You naturally attract people with problems who seek your understanding and advice. (No.)

•Though the name Jaysa creates the urge to understand and help others, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions. (Yes.) •This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems. (Yes.)

Another friiiiend... o.o •Your first name of Zack has given you a quick, analytical mind. (HELLO NO.) •You are creative, versatile, and imaginative. (Yes.) •However, independence, positivity and the urge for action and progress are such strong forces in your nature that you find it difficult to control them. (Kind of.) •You feel happy as long as headway is being made, but as soon as you are obstructed or your individuality and freedom of action are restricted, you experience an intense nervous reaction. (Kind of.) •Moods of depression can result during which you become sarcastic and stubborn in your attitude toward everyone, especially to those in closest association with you. (YES.)

•While the name Zack creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation. (Yes.) •This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, and tension or accidents to the head. (...yes.)

Asian bestie! :D •The name of Yuichiro makes you very idealistic, sensitive, and inspirational. (Yes.) •If these qualities are not understood and properly directed through music, art, or other creative expression, you could become jealous and possessive of those close to you. (Yes.) •Your feelings are so strong that you are inclined to build your life around certain individuals and become wrapped up in personal love rather than seeking into the deeper truths of life; thus you could suffer losses in your affections and shattered ideals. (Yes.) •You are generous and people are drawn to you because of your friendly and sympathetic nature. (Yes...)

•Although the name Yuichiro creates idealism and the urge to help others, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control. (Yes...) •This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and happiness, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system. (...yes.)

That was a strange experience.