Patrick Rhino is a bus driver for Millard High. He drives students at least one hour away from and to the school. He has an unrivaled love for bacon, and pretty much any other type of food. Most of the time, he is oblivious to the chaos that goes on behind him on the bus. He has a 5 o'clock shadow, dark hair under a black cap, wears a brown jacket over a yellow shirt with blue jeans and sneakers. He also likes to comment about new restaurants opening in the town and how delicious they are, even if the students really doesn't want to hear.